Wo-per-child
Woperchild is the politically correct way to say woman.
The reasoning is as follows:
Wo-"man" is not ok because it has man in it. So you say, "wo-person." But you can't say per-"son" because son is too
male dominant. So you say per-child.
Hence, woperchild. Guaranteed not to offend
even lesbian per-children of color.