The inevitable
name Aretha Franklin will choose after her peniplasty. Because of her strength and
courage to change gender roles and possess a
phony dick, she will become an inspiration to adults and children alike.
Urethra Franklin: I'm strong and proud,
baby!.
Other Guy: How?
Urethra Franklin: Because women of the world will want me and scream my
name URETHRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Other Guy: Sorry, that won't happen.
Urethra Franklin: One
day it won't matter what you are or who y...(interupted)
Some Other Guy: Get over yourself you made a mistake.