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The darkest black person you'll ever meet. Hes zesty, hood, and an absolute dumbass
"IS THAT THE NEGRO TAREN????????"
Taren by negro#1 April 18, 2023
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Singular Noun

2 syllables

Origin: originating from the USA. Son of treacherous whore. Jehovah Witness. See reference; Carrie

Definition: Taren, an unqualified, unemployed, dead beat father, anything useless etc… He lacks fundamental social skill as well as parenting skills, key and point being an absent dad. Suffers from severe gambling addiction. In poor physical shape. Devious destructive rampant rascal. Rat scallion blithering skunt bastard.

Most likely has a cop brother
Trini: Eh boy, yuh bein' a realllll nasty Taren rite now, go back by yuh wife and kids !"

Suspected Taren: *eats mayo* *cries*
Taren by Sundar Popo HBM May 21, 2024

Taren Verior 

A Taren Verior is basically a Tauren Warrior but it is called a Taren Verior by those who think lowly of Tauren Warriors.
He is a taren verior, he sold his epic for 2g.
Taren Verior by Cetanu October 16, 2007

Taren Special 

At first sight, one may think this is a dinner item at a mom & pop greasy spoon. However, you would be grossly discouraged to find this is incorrect.

The proper definition of this term is in relation to fellatio received in a vehicle. However it goes deeper than that. It gives reference specifically to a chica with a "spitter". To put it in simple terms, it is to receive road head from a latina girl who utilizes an empty diet pepsi can to spit the semen into.
Yo.... this bitch I was mackin at the club straight pulled a Taren Special on my jock... hells yeah......
Taren Special by prpsjeans January 16, 2010

Dirty Taren 

A Dirty Taren is the act of wearing PJs all day with an erect penis in front of your friends and loved ones and yelling at them for eatting your wife's hoe-made chilli while preparing to perform a Dirty John in secret early in the morning after drinking all the wine and telling your couch-surfing brother bf that his dad is in a baby cult.
Ohh shit bitches! That bad ass fuck is about to get fucked up by the Dirty Taren
Dirty Taren by MaxAmperage March 27, 2020

Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't 

A state of performative resistance in which one outwardly postures as a challenger of great forces—be they literal giants, metaphorical fears, or societal systems—while internally constrained by a complex web of doubts, prohibitions, and hypothetical counterfactuals. The subject inhabits a mental space where action is forever deferred by a litany of imagined limitations: one could fight, but one can’t; one might oppose, but one shouldn’t; one dreams of standing tall, but wouldn’t dare; and ultimately, one won’t—not now, not ever.
"NO, EVERY DAY I DO ALL THE WORK AND YOU JUST Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't"