The state of being known as "Tango" comes from Ted Nugent'
s 1981 video for his song "Wango Tango".
There is a specific personality type that goes along with how Ted Nugent was in the video, which is "rough, tough, and cheesy".
So that's what Tango means: "Rough, tough, and cheesy".
If you're a cheeseball, and you are rough around the edges, guess what? You're tango!!!!!!!!
Tango is a disposition, like
happy or
sad.
You can be
happy, moody, eccentric, clairvoyant , etc... and you can also be tango.
You know? Rough and cheesy.
Cheesy and sleazy.
You can'
t just say "we had so much fun last night, it was so tango".
But you *CAN* say "everyone there had a moustache, it was so tango".
You'll find a lot of tango
people at monster truck rallies, Kid
Rock concerts, or WWF events.
* Saying "Give 'er" is tango.
* Putting the pedal to the
metal is tango.
* If you have a moustache, you are DEFINITELY tango.
*
Chuck Norris is tango (rough, tough, and cheesy).
* If you refer to cowboy boots as "shitkickers", guess what? You're TANGO.
* Apehanger motorcycle handlebars are tango.
* Threatening someone with a
shotgun is tango.
* Tucking your tight jeans into your hightop shoes such that the tounge sticks out, is tango.
* Anyone with a
mullet is tango.
* Saying to someone, "YOU BETTER BREAK BREAD OR PLAY
DEAD" is tango.
* Overly beefed-up car alarm systems (like the kind where you walk within 5 feet of the car and a sound goes off) are tango.
* Brass balls hanging from the back of an oversized pick-up truck are tango.
* Aviator sunglasses are tango.
* Being identified by the
police by your tattoos is tango.
* Easyriders magazine is T-A-N-G-O.
* Putting a "Thin Lizzy" sticker on the back of your truck is tango.
* If you work for Ray'
s Welding (Where performance IS the product), you're tango.
* Giving the middle finger, and holding a cigarette in the same hand, is tango.
* Having to get a pardon so you can travel is tango.
* Pulling a tank into someone'
s driveway, sticking your head out and saying "You wanna put your
money where your mouth is?" is tango.
* Saying "I have to piss like a race
horse" is tango.
* Doing donuts in the parking lot after a concert is tango.
* Cutoff sweatpants are tango.
* Speeding on a motorcycle without a helmet is tango.
* "Magic Man" by
Heart is T-A-N-G-O.
* Locking your beer up in a safe before you have a party is tango.
* If your
name is Lenny and you live in a trailer, you're TANGO.
* Saying "this tastes like shit" is tango.
