Squant 

When the evidence is not ghost orbs

"Squant gaming."

Squant by C Bloke June 24, 2022

Squant

1. To express annoyance, judgment, or disapproval through a nonverbal gesture or facial expression, often in a subtle or passive-aggressive manner.
2. To silently “tell someone off” without the use of words.

• I walked into the room late, and a few people squanted without saying anything.

• When I brought up the topic again, she gave a quick squant and changed the subject.

Squant by Hammerslice December 11, 2025

Squat Cobbler 

A sexual act wherein a fully-clothed, typically costumed subject pulls his/her pants down and squats the exposed buttocks down into a pie and wiggles around while being observed or filmed. Commonly associated with fetishists.

Synonyms: Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man, Dutch Apple Ass.

Variants: Crybaby Squat Cobbler, in which the subject cries while performing the act.

Dee: "What the hell is a Squat Cobbler??"
Jay: "It's when a man sits in pie. He sits... in a pie. And he... wiggles around."

Squat Cobbler by SeamusOLanigan May 20, 2016

Hoboken Squat Cobbler 

The act of someone in costume sitting on a pie and wiggling around. It is a sexual fetish and may involve crying.

Taken from Season 2 / Episode 2 of Better Call Saul

Detective 1: So, fully clothed Mr. Wormald by himself doing what?
Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man. What?
Jimmy McGill: sighs Squat cobbler.
Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?
Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is.
Detective 1: No, I don't... I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
Detective 2: No, me neither. What is it?
Jimmy McGill: What? And you two guys are cops? Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?
Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!
Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around. Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise. It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know. But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Not all pie sitters cry. But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Detective 2: Pies? What? Like apple?
Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? Banana cream. I... uh, peach. Oh, and there... And there is a costume involved.
Detective 1: snorts You've got to be shittin' us.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me on this. You don't want to see it.

Hoboken Squat Cobbler by zednotzee June 5, 2016

squandery 

Squandery is a major waste of resources such as time or money.

The purchasing department has led a total squandery of company money.

squandery by I, Wreckerrr May 27, 2020

slav squat 

Refers to the squatting position often done by Russians and other slavic people while loitering/waiting outside.

I saw a Russian in a slav squat while smoking a cigarette.

slav squat by dEX August 22, 2012

Slav Squat 

Squatting with heels on ground in a tracksuit while eating semechki and drinking vodka. Legend has it that if u do this long enough u will activate the third eye of the Slav

Me and Boris had a Slav Squat session outside semechki factory

Slav Squat by Sidewinderxxx May 2, 2018