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Piss Missile

When someone throwing a football, usually those in high school, forget any sort of form when throwing and just muscle it as hard as they possibly can. This leads to usually 40-60 yard fucking bombs that go anywhere but the recievers hands.
*John runs forward and throws a WILDLY overthrown 55 yard DIME*
Tyler: Holy fuckin' piss missile!
Piss Missile by vennyweenny October 24, 2025

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th 

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field
Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

Pennsylvania piss missile 

When you urinate a kidney stone directly into your lover anus during the act of a piss Emema.
Me and old lady were weird and I gave her the old Pennsylvania piss missile and all the worlds problems disappeared.

Norwegian Piss Missile 

When you hold your pee for as long as possible then proceed to peel your significant others lip back, place your penis on their gums, and piss all over them.
Tony gave a mean Norwegian Piss Missile on Tuesday.

Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion 

The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.
Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.

Intercontinental Ballistic Piss Missile (ICBPM)

A shot in hockey so hard and pure that it is like a missile
"Juraj Slafkovsky scores with an intercontinental ballistic piss missile (ICBPM)"