patty
patty by Keystone Knight March 16, 2009
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A patty is another name for a girl.
However, patties are the lowest form of woman. They are often very jarring and they are never wifed up by the boys
A philosopher once said patties are like pints; you just buy a new one. If a patty isn’t working, it doesn’t matter, just replace her. Swap her with ur boys patty instead perhaps.
Patties are often manipulative. Coining the phrase “never trust patties”. In a mans life, at some point they will trust a patty, but after, they learn their lesson forever
Patties on a good side, are easy tings to get with at clubs (known as a “patty-ting”). However, NEVER CATCH FEELINGS FOR A PATTY
However, patties are the lowest form of woman. They are often very jarring and they are never wifed up by the boys
A philosopher once said patties are like pints; you just buy a new one. If a patty isn’t working, it doesn’t matter, just replace her. Swap her with ur boys patty instead perhaps.
Patties are often manipulative. Coining the phrase “never trust patties”. In a mans life, at some point they will trust a patty, but after, they learn their lesson forever
Patties on a good side, are easy tings to get with at clubs (known as a “patty-ting”). However, NEVER CATCH FEELINGS FOR A PATTY
Ollie - “Bro you on a patty-ting tonight?”
Me - “fuck that brother, I don’t like patties any more”
Ollie - “fairs g, patties are too jarring”
Me - “fuck that brother, I don’t like patties any more”
Ollie - “fairs g, patties are too jarring”
Patty by PattyAwareness.org May 3, 2022
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Patty
The word you use for a glory hog or something that pisses you off. A Patty hates to lose, and will always either deny their mistakes, blame it on something else, or keep trying to piss you off. Usually it's all three.
Patty by MikeyTheAwes0me March 7, 2011