minivan

a car that is every teenagers nightmare to be driven in

you havea minivan? sorry i cant go out with you

minivan by bananaduck December 29, 2003

minivan

The querest car in the world

Every time you buy a minivan, the world gets a little bit gayer

minivan by Scott Nikkel May 30, 2005

minivan

A family vehicle driven by men who by mischance got their girlfriends pregnant. Therefore they get the sport edition to still retain their manliness and look cool doing it.

"that fuckin minivan drives likes he's in an F-1 racing minivan"

minivan by sölvi September 5, 2003

minivan

In a group of 3 people, the second fattest.

Stacy's a unicycle, Jackie's a minivan, Mariah's a School Bus.

minivan by I am too retarded right now to think of my name July 27, 2007

minivan

A vehicle driven by a male who has given up on life.

John stopped driving the minivan when his Prozac kicked in.

minivan by stooptard September 6, 2003

Minivan

The fat friend in the group.

"Then your fat friend her nickname is minivan." - Kayne West

Minivan by LBTMFATMRCLEAN February 22, 2008

minivan

Vehicle driven by asshole suburban mothers who often only have 1-2 kids and have no need for a vehicle that seats 8. While thought to be more efficient than SUVs, the driver always looks like a complete loser who should just suck it up and buy an SUV regardless of the gas milage.

I stopped talking to my mother after she bought a minivan.

minivan by Sean February 1, 2005