Love Sick (see also Unrequited Love)...best
friends of the opposite sex who have known each other for decades but never got their
crap together at the same
time to “be together”. They know literally everything about each other, and have hooked up over the years (not to be confused with “
friends with bennies”). They are each other’s “person”.
Love Sick becomes “Love Sick” when one party (often the
guy) suddenly realizes he totally fucked up and didn’t marry their “person”, but married “bat shit crazy” instead.
Despite both parties now able to be together, the Love Sick person will have an epically
dumbass reason why he cannot (the bat shit crazy wife he divorced but she won’t move out).
Love Sick usually gets totally honest with bat shit crazy wife, who becomes obsessed with “the girl”, making life a living hell for Love Sick with constant fights.
Love Sick becomes OCD with unrelenting thoughts about his “person”, interfering with his ability to do his
job. Refer to movie AIRPLANE. Can’t land a plane.
“Why did I get married? I’m so love sick for this chick, dude! I can’t get her out of my
head! “
“She’s
single. You’re DIVORCED but won’t leave your bat shit
crazy EX WIFE! Get your shit together!”
