kewl 

a kewter, more klever, kewler way of saying 'cool'

your mom has a kewl stripper pole in her bedroom.

kewl by effmeuptheahole December 7, 2006

Kewl 

A person who creates explosives in a shed or their basement with no regard to safety. most people who make TATP (triacetone triperoxide) are considered "Kewls"

Person 1: "Hey did you see that guy who made 500 grams of TATP plastic?"
Person 2: "Yea that guy is such a kewl"

Kewl by Samonie67 February 8, 2021

kewl 

The way some internet users spell the word "cool". May be also concidered a part of 1337 speech.

The music is kewl.

kewl by Imp June 19, 2004

kewl 

A spelling of "cool" that makes fun of the word "kool."
It is much more interesting than the word "cool," since "cool" and "kool" have become cliche and pretty much lost their meaning. Many people seem to have a problem with "kewl" because they have sticks up their asses and actually complain about how people say "cool." All I can say is... "Take it Bitch."

"Hey I've got a surprise for you..."
"Really?....kewl!"

kewl by SpazKat April 17, 2006

kewl 

The stupidest possible mispelling of a word in existance. Not only is it wrong, but it is also harder to type than "cool".

AOLMonkey786: OMG, DIS Sh1t iz kewl!!!!111
Yggdrasil21x: Go die, you waste of freaking air.

kewl by Samier Saeed June 12, 2005

kewl 

A very kewl way to write "[cool]." Pronounced the same way as "cool." Often used in [texting].

*texting*
Mom: what do you think of my necklace?
Son: it's kewl ig
Mom: what do you [mean]?

kewl by sirswagger21 December 3, 2020

kewl 

adj. 1.A mockery of cool; expressing sarcasm while saying a person/thing is cool. 2. Cool but a little strange. v. kewling: 1. being sarcasting while complimenting someone 2. acting cool, but a little off.forms: kewl, kewling, kewlness.

"Oh, how kewl,"she said."What do you think you mean by that?"

kewl by Dujaton March 15, 2004