heavy petting 

Close to sex, but not exactly. Just oral, hand jobs, fingering, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey! Me and Jane we're doing some heavy petting last night, i fingered her twice!"

Guy 2: "I need a girlfriend..."

heavy petting by Raddyator August 17, 2010

heavy petting 

When things get out of hand at a Jenny Craig meeting.

I don't really like the meal plans, but I'll stick with any diet that involves this much heavy petting.

heavy petting by acidosis April 21, 2005

heavy petting 

Having sex without penetration; where the penis only touches the vagina but does not enter it.

Kyle was heavy petting her last night.

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heavy petting by Doesnt Matter July 3, 2003

heavy petting 

ummm im not to sure but i think its pretty much anything while the clothes are still on. Like foreplay but more pointless.

tara caught us doing some "heavy petting" WTF.

heavy petting by emoanthony October 10, 2005

Heavy Petting 

When you pull back the scalp of your dog so hard you cause its eyes to bulge and its skull to constrict its brain. Don't do this, it is animal abuse and you will be thrown in jail for it.

Did you hear about the man who kill his dog last Tuesday via heavy petting?

Heavy Petting by Shitstormwarning February 17, 2020

Hulu and heavy petting 

Hulu isn't considered as good as Netflix and heavy petting doesn't feel as good as sex (chill). Hulu, Netflix, Hulu and handjobs, Netflix and chill, Amazon and anal, tv, television, cable tv, network tv, sex, making out

I don't care that my girlfriend likes it more, Hulu and heavy petting isn't nearly as good as Netflix and chill.

Hulu and heavy petting by joecoolthefool July 4, 2016

Heavy pitting 

Hard mosh. It will always be better than heavy petting, and should be used in a manner juxtaposing it with heavy petting or other sexual activity.

No time for heavy petting, baby; I got to do some heavy pitting at the show.

Heavy pitting by EdgeVegNerd June 23, 2010