One of the most fucked up countries in the world that yet is awesome. Liquor can be bought by any age, there are domestic cigarettes and
women vary from church-girl to rambunctious
slut. Lots of great destinations to visit, from sandy coasts to forests to mountaintops.
Food is so awesome you'll be poor in 2 days after buying excessively many plates.
Greece also has a lot of friendly people, especially the older generation, that upon realising you're a tourist
will start treating you with traditional foods, drinks and even music, but
will charge your ass off in the end. Still, you won't mind because you'll have had a great
time.
Avoid dark city streets because you'll be compromising your safety, and always look at the price tags before you start talking.
-Imma go to Greece for summer.
-That's rad, get a lot of condoms and money, cuz you'll be spending your ass off on
women you'll need the condoms for!
-I ate a
weird greek sandwich-ish called "gyros".
-Last
time I ate that, I booked holidays to Greece for the next 3 years.
-Greece isn't only culture and ancient history. It's also nightlife and crazy fun!