pre-coitus, a female takes an excessive amount of laxative, then mounts the partner in a standard forward facing face-sit and releases her runny stool over the partners neck to resemble a velvet collar.
Giving your loved one the chesterfield special is best after a messy argument.
Getting Chesterfield Missouried is basically getting absolutely fucked up blackout drunk. The shorter term for it is “chestered” and that’s basically getting drunk but not to the point of getting Chesterfield Missouried.
“Fuck bud i’m 12 shots in and i’m feeling absolutely chesterfield missouried right now.”
“Damn bro you got so chesterfield missouried last night you made out with the fat chick!”