Befuckled 

Intoxicated beyond infinity.

“Chadler was so befuckled beyond infinite reason, not even a god could comprehend Chadler’s thoughts and actions.”

Befuckled by ZzzzzQWERTY December 24, 2021

Befuckled 

Intoxicated beyond infinity.

“Chadler was so befuckled beyond reason, not even a god could comprehend Chadler’s thoughts and actions.”

Befuckled by ZzzzzQWERTY December 24, 2021

befumbled 

When someone is really really confused about something.

In "The Bachelor," Hannah B. says I'm like befumbled.

befumbled by mary robertson April 12, 2019

buckled halfer 

faulty human being.incapable of carrying out tasks,both physical and mental,expected of average conventional person.
not applicable to those suffering from diagnosed medical conditions.
can be either a temporary or permanent state of being.
term of abuse used to indicate the ridiculous behaviour of an individual.

only a buckled halfer would tweet pictures of their own genitals.

what kind of buckled halfer are you?

buckled halfer by Nesty. January 4, 2012

Befuckery 

The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.

This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!

Befuckery by Happenstance February 25, 2010

befucked 

When you know you will be fucked up in a situation before it even happens.

Ted: "Dude, my car's starting to feel wobbly... What if it breaks down?"
Carlos: "Nice, man. You're befucked."

befucked by catsofamerica!!!!lalala May 23, 2011

befuddled 

Utterly confused and disordered

This web site is befuddleing

befuddled by I'm not tellin August 24, 2003