Santa

Santa aka old fat perv. He ha no cock and he usually rapes a rhino with a dildo attached to his stomach

Gay dude: is santa cool?

Straight dude: nah he lesbian

Santa by Hvalbingeron May 20, 2018

Santa

A creepy old fucker who preys on little kids.

"omg look its santa, someone warn that pre-schooler before he gets shitmixed by santas large hairy elf cock"!!!

Santa by jacko2431 June 1, 2018

Santa

Some fake fat fuck who watches you when you're sleeping and knows if you've been bad or good, he also breaks into your house which is highly illegal, he is also a drug addict. Long story short, SANTA IS NOT REAL KIDS!

P.S: He is a perv

Kid: Daddy, is santa real?

Dad: No, he is fake, don't believe the stuff you see on the internet!

Kid: *Triggered*

Santa by RandomAutisticKid#69 August 8, 2018

Santa

The man that slid down your CHIMNEY to break in that one Christmas Eve and ate all your FUCKING COOKIES. He wears red and white. Uses reindeer as slaves, and asks little kids to sit on his lap. Don’t sit on his lap.

I sat on Santa’s lap one time. ....it changed me.....NOW IM A RAPI—

Santa by CallaDutyBoi420 October 10, 2018

santa

santa is the christmas celebrity

santa is very naughty

santa by ho23 October 26, 2018

Santa

This fatass pedophile who has been looking at all ya life even when u is naked and in the shower 'don't be naughty' what does he mean hmmm? Ho ho ho

Girl:I think I saw Santa looking at me in the shower last night

Girl 2:santa is such a fat ass bitch

Santa by Thiccerthanasniccer November 17, 2018

Santa

A Little B*tch Who Stalks You And Breaks Into Your House With A Crowbar. Kiddos Know Ur Predators

Santa Claus’ Broke Little Paymoney A** Broke Into My House For My Cookies

Santa by URBAN DICTIONARY NEEDS MY HELP December 7, 2018