mcdonalds 

a place that serves shit burgers pack with bread lard and salt. a place that attracts young children with "playscapes" then you children (yes you know who you are) bug the shit out of there dumbass parents for money to eat shitty food

if you eat mcdonalds and get fat its your fault fuck tard, go to the gym or quit whining lard fuck.

mcdonalds by fet August 27, 2006

mcdonalds 

Basically ....Fried shit on a bun , or sometimes it may be the truth.... some one does shit in the deep fryer?

EW this burger from mcdonalds looks like a fried peice of shit between 2 buns!

mcdonalds by McShit October 13, 2006

McDonalds 

see Camel Toe:
The shape of the big "M" in her pants.

Dude, check out that McDonalds she got, it's like a Big Mac down there!!!

McDonalds by Johnnycoolio November 16, 2006

mcdonalds 

a fast food chain who always screw your order up. It is a place where you can find carvers outside looking for trouble, and the best chicken nuggets ever are found here.

the staff however, only understand mcdonalds language. such as if you ask for chicken nuggets, they won't have a clue what you mean unless you say MCchicken nuggets.

some guy: she forgot the gherkings and relish in my burger AGAIN!
another guy: complain then.
some guy: mcdonalds suck.

customer: can i have a chicken sandwitch please?
stupid chinky wife serving: what?
customer: oh, sorry, a MACKchicken sandwitch.
chinky wife: okay then.

mcdonalds by Sangeajinn January 21, 2007

McDonalds 

1) An Extremely unhealthy fast food restaurant.

2) The biggest cause of North American and European obesity.

3) One of the most officiant garbage disposal companies in the world, who package the waste ad serve it as food.

4) A massive corporation who lures children to eat at their restaurants and serves them extremely fatty foods.

Man: Can I still supersize my McDonalds?
Doctor: Not unless you plan on dieing any time soon.

Child: McDonalds food is so good, it made my heart stop!

Man: Wow! My old grade 6 lunch box! And look, it still has those McDonalds fries I didn't finish! *eats some* They're still good!

McDonalds by Be Smart January 8, 2009

McDonalds 

fake food; unhealthy; may cause death; my favorite food.

i once died because of McDonalds.

McDonalds by Ngage Hater May 2, 2005

McDonalds 

A restaurant chain that would have been cool if not for all the lawsuits.

Ever since the lawsuits, McDonald's is trying to make everything "healthier" and doing a really shitty job of it.

I say: fuck you! If their food is making you so fat, why eat there?

BRING BACK THE OLD-SCHOOL MCDONALD'S!

McDonalds by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005