Johnny 

A very normal man who totally cannot brush his teeth with his very super duper cool spinning fingernails and does NOT have a thing for an Italian who likes steel balls.

The US President: "G-gulp! Is that Johnny?!?!?"
Johnny's Italian boyfriend: "No way I love Johnny 😍" *drools violently*

Johnny by Johnny Joestar Hand Licker December 19, 2023

Johnny 

Nz slang used to malign scottish bred new zealanders by local natives, illustrates users lack of understanding of British colonization and used as racial abuse.

Never call me johnny, ever.

Johnny by DOT_ROD February 12, 2024

Johnny 

Used as a name for an unknown man, often suggesting that he is unimportant or insignificant.

Go home Johnny.

Johnny by Sosku10 March 4, 2024

Johnny 

1. An annoying person that exhibits elitist gamer mentality at the expense of common sense and social skills.

2. A person classified as a “Johnny” demonstrates the worst possible behavior and suffers from extreme mental retardation.

My friend from Canada is such a “Johnny” because he made a the mistake of purchasing Suicide Squad for full price and thinking it would be good.

Johnny by Chaos223 April 6, 2024

Johnny 

Johnny is cool, hot, and sweet and has a massive dick. He like heavy music. And He goes by J-Money sometimes

Yo who was that attractive dude??

Bruh, that was Johnny.

Johnny by Dudelawt July 12, 2024

Johnny 

That guy that keeps eating all my fucking sugar

Johnny, Johnny.
Yes, papa?
Eating sugar?
No, papa.
DON'T LIE YOU KEEP EATING ALL MY FUCKING SUGAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER STOP EATING THE FUCKING SUGAR

Johnny by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 July 26, 2024

Johnny 

That guy that keeps eating all my fucking sugar

JOHNNY WHY DO YOU KEEP EATING ALL MY FUCKING SUGAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER STOP EATING THE FUCKING SUGAR

Johnny by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 July 26, 2024