A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose
rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and
cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet
dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a
crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.
The
Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his
social media account whist perched atop his
gold-painted shitter last night.