penis 

dick

my penis is on fire help

penis by cobalt4399 January 27, 2022

penis 

something that trans men (like myself) wish they had.

guy 1: my penis is bigger than yours.
guy 2: literally ded, sobbing

penis by trannymaxine January 31, 2022

Penis 

The hard thing a man has

You have a hard Penis

Penis by ddcd February 2, 2022

penis 

A man's genital often referred to as a dick or a cock.

Only men have a penis.

penis by wild (HYDRA) February 3, 2022

Penis 

Mine is really small.

My penis is to bruh

Penis by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 3, 2022

Penis 

The best wand in Harry Potter.

Hermione: Hey Harry, can I see your penis? Ron can't frick me very well.
Harry: Sure but you have to promise to suck it, kiss it and let me stick it in your chest.
Hermione: I'll only agree if you promise to kiss my butt, and suck my chest. And it has to be in the bed, NAKED.
Harry: I promise. ( Oh boy I can't wait to be fricked!)

Penis by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 3, 2022

Penis 

Ew

You have a penis? ew

Penis by anonymous February 5, 2022