The most clapped mother-fucker you will ever meet. usually works at coca-cola and doesn't shut up about it...
about 4'11 and has a VERY small 'weenie' (Johnson, 2022).
loves planes and Italy, is a dainty little guy that is usually very tall. loved by everyone and really lights up a room with his luminescent hair. one of the most beautiful people you'll ever meet, never let him go
"who's that cockroach over there?"
"oh that's sam!"
a person that drinks beer constantly and gets 'depressed' all the time. They also cheat on every person they've been with and still play the victim. Has gay relations with bloom and gets pissed when someone makes an actual funny joke and no one laughs at theirs. Drives a forklift also and has like 50 DUIs