Girl: "Can I have a ride?"
Guy: "No."
Girl: "Please? I'll have to walk 6 miles..."
Guy: "Tough
shit."
Girl: "...I'll have sex with you."
Guy: *Picks up girl, throws her in the
car, jumps into the drivers seat and peals off at speeds his
car had never before reached leaving a flaming trail behind him*
Moral:
Who runs the world? Girls.
Why? Because they have vaginas.