Simon 

Says he's not gay and nobody believes him even though he's the straightest man alive

Yea he just gets simoned a lot

Simon by Chrissy P man June 3, 2020

Simon 

Huge gaylord with cross-dressing tendencies. Likes to get close to male counterparts drug and fondle them.

wow what a repressed homosexual - he was such a simon.

Simon by etyui November 4, 2009

simon 

A leader among men who has the unafformentioned ability to fail at launching. This person has multiple erections yet fails to ejaculate when predisposed to sexual fantasies and proprioception from sensual sources. This person is a descendent of a fish face and has yet to experience the ultimate satisfaction and blasting onto a person's face

Yo dont be a simon, that dudes a failure
Yo last a little longer, stop being a Simon.

simon by Failure to Launch April 16, 2007

Simon 

someone who loves rubber band balls and is a mom. A Simon is someone who's voice sounds like Tina from bob's burgers and he loves to type 666 in text messages. He thinks Peyton is the coolest nugget ever and has a huge over-inflated ego.

A Simon is also a term for a child who takes many years to outgrow diapers.
Also a slang term for someone who thinks everyone is mom.

That kid is so Simon
No, Simon, I'm not your mom.

Simon by ChittyChittyBangBang December 15, 2014

Simon 

1. defines AIDS.
2. if someone is being unfathomably pathetic.

Person: She's overreacting again.
Another Person: She's pulling a simon?
Person: Yeah.
Another Person: :/

Simon by Snorlax May 10, 2008

Simon 

A fucking piece of shit. Usually a terrible friend and is a jerk. Has a super tiny penis and in rare cases has a vagina. Has a dumb fuck. Usually has retarded hair. No one will ever want to fuck a Simon.

Stop being a Simon.

Simon by Fghdsggtr December 21, 2017

Simon 

a kid that takes two games to warm up and one game to cool down at bowling.
He wishes he was as good with the ladies as he was with quick scoping.

all the bitches love simon.

Simon by sex kitten101 April 27, 2011