Mika 

Fluent in english.

If you ever meet a mika remember to ask him about the word BUYEST.

Mika by Crispy24 February 24, 2022

Mika 

The hottest bitch ever. He is so fucking cool and good at art and is the best person ever to exist.
he has an amazing sence of humor and music taste <3

Oh my god i LOOOVEEE mika hes the fucking best ever

Mika by Penis-Holder March 14, 2022

mika 

the most beautiful girl in the world. she is trustworthy and loyal and never makes u feel like shit. she has beautiful brown eyes and is often a basketball, softball, or soccer player- who knows- maybe all 3! she is a great girlfriend and cares deeply for her partner. she often falls hard for tall guys named evan

Friend: hey! There’s mika!!

evan: ik she’s so beautiful, I can see her from a mile away

Friend: you guys are so cute

Evan: I love her so much

Friend: me too

Both *sighs*

mika by ur.mom_69 March 18, 2022

mika 

mika is kind and thoughtful and gorgeous and amazing and swaggy and but not saggy and fit and just IT!!!!

hey gurlie i’m supposed to find a gurl named mika have you seen her?
no but it’s probably that person over there omg do hot

mika by hotgurlie55 March 25, 2022

Mika 

A good friend that loves gossiping and literally knows everything
Though sometimes she’ll tell your secrets to everyone else even if you don’t want to
Beware of a Mika

Stop being a Mika and tell everyone her secret

Mika by Ligmadeezney June 9, 2022

Mika 

Attracted to tall white daiyaans

There is a mika looking at a daiyaan

Mika by Russian dictionary August 5, 2022

MIKA 

A British-Lebanese singer best known for his singles, Grace Kelly, Lollipop, We Are Golden and Popular Song ft Ariana Grande. He is extremely talented and can reach high notes, but then homophobic idiots say that's down to him being gay and funnily enough, it is only the homophobes who criticize him while the rest of us enjoy him and they miss out due to their destructive biases. Hell, MIKA even pitched his voice to sound like Freddie Mercury In Grace Kelly as he "tried a littpe Freddie".

I swear MIKA is Freddie Mercury's long lost son and also, did you know MIKA is multilingual as can communicate in English, Arabic, French, Spanish, and Italian.

MIKA by UltimateDoge October 25, 2022