A man or a woman who is paid by the state to whoop up your ass,six ways to sunday
Jack-some cops beat me up yesterday when I tried to hang out with Jenny.
John-Man,their job actually among many others include being paid to unleash a can of Whoopass on us
1. Someone who talks shit about people behind their back, but acts entirely normal and/or friendly towards those people. Similar to how an undercover cop would act around people they plan to bust.
2. Someone who is naturally two-faced, but is completely oblivious to it.
PERSON 1: So Joey was talking shit about you behind your back.
PERSON 2: I could see that. He was saying some shit about you a couple days ago too.
PERSON 3: Yeah Joey's a total cop. Someone should tell him.
Guy- Its a reality for everyone else, what are you whining about it for? No matter what you do at work, you're still more likely to keep a job than most. Welcome to unemployment bro.