Keaton
A long hair bitch that thinks he is the main character. Usually built like a junkie and looks like a crackhead. Often times is feminine and is most likely gay.
Look at that gay guy Keaton.
Keaton by Skylar988523 December 4, 2024
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Keaton
Someone who ended up meaning more than the beginning. someone who wasn’t the person who could treat me right but would always love me right. and you have no idea how much i loved him back.
Keaton by Scoutlovesyouplsbelievemekeat December 21, 2024
Keaton
The most perfect guy you’re bound to meet. he has beautiful brown eyes you can stare into for hours, georgeous fluffy brunette hair you can play with all day, a personality like none other, ABS, a heart that is willing to help you no matter the cost, and a smile that will lighten your mood.
Keaton by yourlocaltaxcollector February 16, 2025
Keaton Albertson
An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.
"Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."
"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."
"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."
Keaton Albertson by mantidae July 6, 2009
Keaton Garbage
Keaton:Your cheating due to sliding. Andrew: Well they never said we couldn't slide.Hello Keaton Garbage.
Keaton Garbage by UjvalHater7 December 17, 2018
Keaton Dump
Where someone takes the biggest shit ever, then black outs and doesn't flush, or wipe. This all has to happen in a school.
Dude that kid left a Keaton Dump in the upstairs stall.
That kid just took the smelliest keaton dump in that stall.
That kid just took the smelliest keaton dump in that stall.
Keaton Dump by Tikibendel April 10, 2011