Uncles are the husbands of your aunts. And uncles can either be the living relative of your mother or your father (Mostly likely both). You are the nephew (male relative) or niece (
female relative) of your uncle(s). Uncles are
like the more distant, complex, cheeky, and over-complicated father-type relatives of your family. Uncles tend to be one of the few respected figures within your family and they are most likely to treat you
like their friend- the older you get. Uncles tend to be overweight, balding, older, loud, funny, and obsessed with things
like politics, sports TV, current news, ranting over politics, food, and
beer. You most likely notice that your uncle is more religious.
You: I have an uncle.