numpty

A term of endearment used by members of an IT team in an electricity company used to describe their now ex-boss.

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A guy who always stands as close as possible to you when at the urinal and who you are sure is sneaking a peak...

My friend John-Roy is a real numpty I caught him checking out the goods...

numpty by RAH August 7, 2003

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Someone who does not know what a Numpty is - typically based in the Good Ol' US of A.

Frequently works for someone like Joe from the Button Factory and sometimes has long blonde hair

numpty by UK Friends July 27, 2004

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Description of person who can't create a second page in a booklet in MS Word

Oh, Pavlina, you numpty, you're doing ma heed in!

numpty by CH August 24, 2004

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martin friend i.e buggers up pc's just by looking at them also see: wong johnny curse of

numpty by Anonymous September 30, 2003

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The piece of flesh between your A*** Hole and your Private parts.

I had the runs so bad it was dribbling down my numpty

numpty by Nik January 22, 2004

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Clare Young from Portaferry

numpty by Roisin November 5, 2002

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