McDonalds 

where you feel like you're in a different country because no one speaks english.

I walked in to McDonalds yesterday, I thought I was in Mexico!

McDonalds by Taryn Y February 2, 2008

McDonalds 

McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you

McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat

Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds

Rock over London, rock on Chicago!
Wheaties, breakfast of champions!

McDonalds by Andrew Floyd Williams December 9, 2008

McDonalds 

We love to see you smile! ...Motherfucker!

Uh...yeah...

McDonalds by Sarahsuke July 13, 2003

McDonalds 

1. Last resort for people who can't find a suiteable job. Also known for the best management training in the world...

2. Restaurant where the guests are equally stupid as the people who work there...

1. Don't worry; you can always flip burgers for the clown!
When you can turn a complete retard into a manager... you've got the best management training in the world!!!

2. "Gimme a Big Mac Menu, Super Sized, extra sauce 'n cheese, a Quarter Pounder on the side, also with extra cheese... and a Diet Coke, because I gotta loose weight!"

McDonalds by Jay February 4, 2004

McDonalds 

Townie/chav, holy-ground will protect with own life if they think the inter-space is in threat.

one townie said to another townie going down to our 5-star resteraunt. (McDonalds)

McDonalds by Mark,Joe,Callum and Carl March 4, 2005

McDonalds 

McDonalds serves burger a la cow shit, avec chips a la spat in. Happy meals contain prozac. Only fat chavs eat here.

Customer: can I have some food posioning please?
Sweaty teenage mutant: one McDonalds happy meal, 99p

McDonalds by be01 May 26, 2006

Mcdonalds 

The corporate cancer on earth growing everyday world wide. #1 cause of obesity and obesity related illnesses. Since people are 2 stupid not to eat there food. Take the option from them! Shut these assholes down. Sell there restaurants world wide. Fire the CEO'S sell the company piece by piece. Do HUMANITY A FUCKIN FAVOR!!! After the Black Tar Heorin type withdrawls from their toxic waste, people may wake the fuck up.

McDonalds The Fast Food Establishment that poisons children, adolescents, and adults worldwide.

Mcdonalds by McShit III. July 24, 2008