The guy in your office who fantasizes that he is Tom Cruise in Top
Gun. Having already watched the movie 500+ times, he continues to watch it daily using
Netflix on his Iphone, while pretending that he is hard at work on his next project. He will vehemently deny his obsession with fighter pilots and flight suits, but wears mirrored "pilot" sunglasses, claiming that they are still in fashion. He constantly hums the tune to "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins, but deep in his
heart, knows he will never fly.
Employee #1: "Hey, is the new guy Scott a fighter pilot? Why is he wearing that flight suit in the
office?"
Employee #2: "No
way. He's
never even been on a plane. He's just a Maverick."