Telebone 

The act of participating in phone sex.

I totally teleboned her.

You wanna telebone?

Telebone by Cord Montgomery March 31, 2007

Telebone 

To get an enormous erection while ordering a pizza on the telephone.

Hey I got a Telebone when ordering your pepperoni pizza.

Telebone by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

telebone 

1.To have intense phone sex.

2. To crank call your friend and have them completely fall for it.

" have you talked to that kinky bitch,Amanda, recently"
" hell yea, I can't wait to telebone her again tonight."

" I can't believe Ryan fell for my crank call"
" yeah you totally teleboned him."

telebone by lookwhaticando May 29, 2013

telebong 

The act of smoking a bong on Skype or a similar service.

Hey dude, lets connect online later and we can Telebong!

telebong by lolcat216 September 22, 2018

Telebronesis 

When two dudes have the same thought, or brainwave. Basically exactly like telekinesis, but between bros.

Guy 1: What card do I have?
Guy 2: Seven of diamonds.
Guy 1: Damn, you got it again.
Guy 2: It's weird, I can never get these with Shannon.
Guy 1: Must be Telebronesis.

Bro 1: Dude, lets go get some dinner.
Bro 2: I was about to say that.
Bro 1: Dude, Telebronesis. *Fistpound

Telebronesis by Cpt. Willis December 1, 2010

teleboning 

An alternate term for the practice known as "phone sex." This involves two people exchanging naughty remarks back and forth in order to sexually arouse one another.

Billy: "Hey baby I miss you a ton"
Susie: "It's been so long since I've seen you, I miss the fun times we have together."
Billy: "How about I telebone you later to put you at ease?"
Susie: "Sounds great baby I love teleboning you, can't wait!"

teleboning by jhepp23 April 27, 2014

Telefone 

What retarded people type instead of Telephone

"Dude, anyone who is reading this must be RETARDED!!!"

Telefone by Saturated1 May 30, 2005