friday shit 

The most important shit break of the week, sometimes semi painful. Usually a toilet buster.

"Dude I've gotta take my friday shit , I'm scared"

"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"

friday shit by TheSleeperThatHaunts May 13, 2016

Black Friday Shit 

The enormous shit you have to take on the day after your huge Thanksgiving Day meal, which is Black Friday.

John: Hey man, did you get any good deals on Black Friday?

Gary: No man, I was going to, but I suddenly had to take a huge Black Friday shit.

Black Friday Shit by DMAc94 November 29, 2009

Fuck this shit Friday 

A phrase used to refer to the end of the week when you just need to get really drunk.

Frequently happens after Fuck This Shit O'Clock

Victoria: Ugh my boss was a huge prick today, Fuck this shit Friday.

Justin: 3 exams down, 5 to go! :(
Martina: Fuck this shit Friday?
Justin: You know it!

Fuck this shit Friday by Flubber92 January 11, 2014

Shitting like it’s Black Friday 

An idiom used to announce you’ve eaten too much. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday is known for massive, continuous bowel movements.

“ I ate so much I’ll be shitting like it’s Black Friday tomorrow.

Shitting like it’s Black Friday by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023

shitshow friday 

A term for when the last day of the work week goes to hell right before everyone gets to go home.

10 minutes to 5 o'clock and the boss just asked people to stay late, looks like another shitshow Friday!

shitshow friday by fuah January 2, 2019