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Alf

Alf!
The brown creature from the popular 80's sitcom of the same name. A certain Law & Order actor bears a striking resemblance to Alf.
You might be stuck in the 80's if you still have an Alf T-shirt.
Wow, Sam Waterson really looks like Alf!
by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003
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If you're 93 years old, you should know who Alf is. Actually, you should know who Alf is if you at least lived in the 80's. Even the 90's.

For those that don't know about Alf, his real name is Gordon Shumway. He is given the nickname Alf, which is an acronym of Alien Life Form. He hails from the planet Melmac. He is covered with an orange fur, and he looks like the cross between a mammoth and an orangutan. His favorite food is cats. Now you should have an idea on who Alf is.
Danny: "I'm watching the first season of Alf on DVD."
"Alf."
"ALF."
"You're 93 years old and you don't know what Alf is? Piece of crap!"
by Deathgrind > you August 30, 2007
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Acronym for Annoying Little Fucker, i.e. children.....or many of them anyhow.
We were supposed to enjoy dinner and drinks but she brought her ALF and the whole night was ruined with his whining, crying, and rowdiness.
by YinzerInPgh September 23, 2013
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by Anonymous May 9, 2003
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To put some sunglasses on your penis to do an Alf immitation.
Last night Jeremy won the Alf contest because of his big and hairy dick.
by TiLex February 26, 2009
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Acronym for Animal Liberation Front. Animal Rights organization that values all living creatures equally. The ALF carries out direct action (illegal action) against animal abuse by rescuing animals in danger and causing financial loss to animal exploiters. It is a nonviolent campaign, activists taking all precautions not to harm any animal (human or otherwise).
Three members of ALF destroyed a vivesection lab and rescued the beagle pups.
by Samy I July 13, 2005
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Animal Liberation Front. An unorganized group of persons who liberate animals from oppresion and bring economic destruction to the machines that inflict harm on animals. ALF "members" harm no animal, human or non-human.
25 beagle puppies were liberated by the Animal Liberation Front. The beagles were being held captive at a vivisection lab in East Millstone, NJ.
by TimboJTool July 14, 2003
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