thumb

One of your five fingers. That's right! It's a FINGER. The thumb is a finger, so fuck you assholes who say you have four fingers and a thumb!

I'd like to shove my thumb up those people's asses.

by Phlegatu May 11, 2004

thumb

The opposable fifth finger ....

"Should have put your thumb over the end of it" was the quote of the year at Dysart Golf Club on 07/06/2017 ....

by Bondee May 26, 2018

thumb

Used to describe the appearance of a very obese person whose face and double chin have merged into one unit.

No wonder Bill can't breathe, he's a thumb.

by FergusonTO35 October 21, 2010

thumb

thumb, pl. thumbs (archaic) - the scrolling finger. Before the digital age, the scrolling finger was used for a multitude of purposes, such as by Roman emperors to announce the decision of executing a gladiator and by police officers to record a suspect's fingerprint. Since the early 21st century though the only use of the scrolling finger has been to scroll news feeds in mobile applications such as Instagram, twitter and Facebook.

Stop licking your thumb, Gordon!

by Mattfinie September 18, 2017

Thumb

What makes us genetically superior.

I have opposable thumbs, so I am better than you.

by HecTiiK September 15, 2009

Thumb

The unattractive and/or short and/or fat person in a group that the others will eventually ditch before the night is over.

Don't worry, we'll lose the thumb before we hit the clubs.

by Nutrageous February 21, 2009

thumb

small picture online, usually which can be clicked on.

"I love porn thumbs"

by falln June 18, 2004