Captain Hook 

A bent penis in the shape of a hook.

Mike: I have a Captain Hook!

Captain Hook by MaddaCheeb24 October 8, 2009

Captain Hook 

The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.

I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!"

Captain Hook by Rusty Shacklefurt August 20, 2007

captain hook 

a curved dick

me: did you hear nathan has a captain hook?

captain hook by scurvytypeb May 4, 2022

Captain Hook 

A drink consisting of:

2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade

Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.

Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!

Captain Hook by LU stoners February 12, 2012

captain hook 

someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.

GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!

captain hook by jakeisgay May 5, 2004

captain hook 

The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.

Capatian Hook sir! It's that crocodile again!
Get him away from me!

captain hook by chozoelder July 7, 2004

Captain Hook 

A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.

Holy crap, James has a captain hook!

Captain Hook by Stanli April 18, 2006