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Skaterism 

A collection of negative traits and behaviors most often associated with skateboarders expressed, as a disregard for everything but skateboarding, including family, work, significant others, and daily hygiene.
I respect the actual skateboarding so that’s not the thing but, skaterism is a deal breaker for me.

Mike calls in to work almost everyday because his skaterism prevents him from following through on anything.

Sagerism 

When what you do is so much better than anything else and can't be competed with it is known as a Sagerism...
"You ball harder than anyone i know... it's like you've got Sagerism running through your veins..."
Sagerism by Myster Illmatic May 2, 2010

statesism 

If you say all Wisconsinites are farmers, that is considered statesism.
statesism by JustinBG February 17, 2015

skaterosexual 

Skaterosexual : ska-tero-sex-ual (sKa-t'r0-sk'sh-l) n. A person who is sexually attracted to and/or is obsessed with skate fashion trends, but doesn't hang out with skaters or actually skate.

Synonyms : urban-metrosexual, 20 sumtin' raver/clubber, 15 sumtin' snowboarder.

Antonyms : skate rat, ollie hole.

Translations : (JAPAN) Fauxrelle / (GERMAN) Svinksta' / (GREEK) Limitopoulos / (RUSSIAN) HesBee Knockotovz

This new sub species, closely related to the poser, has very similar midrocondrial DNA markers...but has only found out about the skateboarding arts by googling Nike SB's on-line ...
Use 1 : I'm such a skaterosexual man; too much disposable income, check me out.

Use 2 : I can't wear this gear...it's so skatero; it's way too styzeeee or commonly worn by stars.
skaterosexual by kevin090 January 4, 2008

Skategasm 

The Feeling that you get when you have been trying a trick for ever and finally landing it
-yo did you see that i just big flipped that huge double set,
had a skategasm
Skategasm by eno the man October 16, 2008

SkaterVision 

That one mobile carry god on roblox, legit absolute fucking legend. This dude went fucking 70-30 one time in a raid on mobile, respect.
SkaterVision isn't gay