Floke 

An ulterior definition for "Bloke", this describes a man or person of flokical or flokacious nature. It is commonly used before a contradictory negative comment relating to the nature/features of the subject person.

Tommy is a nice floke, but he is a bit chubby.

Floke by tommyfommy123529 August 10, 2023

floke 

A failed sex act.

"She fell off the bed, it was a total floke."
Or
"I went home with her, but we were too drunk. I floked."

floke by cmxx February 17, 2015

Floke 

Slang for Fuck, so you can say floke without getting introuble

What the Floke is that Bitch doing here, either you get her out of her soon or im gonna Floking Cock slap her.

Floke by Wilcom October 5, 2006

Floke 

To laugh at something somebody said and realize that it isn't a joke.

Someone told me that they were voting for Donald Trump so I had to floke a little bit.

Floke by slurdat3 September 20, 2016

Floke 

When one reaches the high of wokeness, that your wokeness is fleek.

"you're woke is so on point it's floke!"

Floke by burn0uts0n May 28, 2018

Floke 

A person that needs to control a situation in a rediclious way

John, prepare yourself my parents a giant flokes they are going to know you from everywhere

Floke by SteampunkIronman March 20, 2019

Floke 

The act of stroking a flaccid penis.

I floked him until he was hard and then kept stroking the rest of the hand job

Floke by TRexLexi69 January 30, 2022