hizzer

1. Place of dwelling ; home.
Syn.: Pad, Crib, Joint, Place.

My urban coworker John might say "I'm takin it to the hizzer" around 2 PM in the afternoon.

hizzer by Pablo Pheonix November 24, 2004

hizzer

1. A woman who you dislike, who is unpleasant and nasty.
2. A sexual term for someone you knock around in bed or a bitch

1. That woman who just called me fat is such a hizzer!
2. come here you fexy (fucking sexy) hizzer, im going to screw you sore!

hizzer by Kc_Kit-Kat November 15, 2006

swizzer-frizzer-hizzer-flizzer 

A really easer trick on a fruit board often called a switch front heel flip

--Wow, your mum can swizzer-frizzer-hizzer-flizzer, she must smoke chronic.

--Yeah, I guess she must.

--Dude that is tubular

swizzer-frizzer-hizzer-flizzer by Tim Medley October 16, 2003

hizzemsjimshe 

A word originated in the Queen fandom. Nobody outside knows what it means.

"Hizzemsjimshe!" (Repeat for 10 messages)

"Hizzemsjimshe!" (Repeat for 10 messages)

hizzemsjimshe by Laneboy March 15, 2019

hizzur 

A substitute for the awkward "his or her" when you need a first-person, singular pronoun and don't know the gender of the singular person. I read it in a scholarly article, which I believed was proposing it as a joke. However, I'd like to see it catch on.

Someone left hizzur books behind.

hizzur by straue75 June 29, 2010

hizzead 

1. Term for 'Head' or oral sex.

2. Term for 'Head'.

I'll knock you on yo hizzead!

hizzead by Big Daddy Gunz June 27, 2005

Hozzer 

a person with relationship tunnel vision who predictably ruins every relationship he or she enters in exactly the same pattern/way. A hozzer is a serial monogamist who completely and totally devotes himself to every new girl he dates. However, within a relatively short period of time, he realizes that in fact he will not marry the object of his affection, and he aggressively begins ignoring his relationship duties until the relationship falls apart and an awkward breakup ensues. The object of a hozzer's affection often falls madly in love with him, making the inevitable breakup infinitely worse

To be clear, he is not a cheater, and he sees himself as having very strong relationship morals/etiquette. Girls he dates might disagree and often characterize a hozzer as an asshole, douchebag, or life-ruiner. Everyone is at risk with a hozzer, hozzers are non-discriminate in their choices and have even been known to go after close friends.

Also: to hozz, hozzing, and hozzer-ish

"John Mayer was such a hozzer when he broke up with Jennifer Anniston right after having done the same thing to Jessica Simpson."

"If you really don't want to be with her, stop hozzing and just dump her."

Hozzer by Beli Arnes May 12, 2009