Umps 

:Adjective-When Applied to a girl, it means Sexy or Hot. When applied to anything else means tight or cool

:Verb- to have sexual intercourse or sex

Background.
It all started when one man said that when he was listening to Techno one day, umpsa umpsa umpsa umpsa. He thought about having sex. It evolved from there...

Ex 1
That girl is umps.
Ex 2
Person A: How was the party
Person B: It was Umps
Person A: Umps Umps
Ex 3
I am def. tryin to umps her!

Umps by Brandon SSK Murtagh October 29, 2004

Umps 

When a person has made a catastrophic error of judgment

He’s only gone and umpsed it

What an Umpse, I’ve dropped the villages coveted urn - what a chunce-head I am.

Umps by Fisherman George March 24, 2023

Goboes Umps 

Someone who will only go to the toilet in their own house

Where's Betty gone?

She's gone home to pee. She a goboes umps.

Goboes Umps by JJ Huggy August 24, 2009

umpsis 

The base to every techno song ever produced. When played sounds like a deep booming bass sound fallowed by a cymbal sound played over and over.

Listen to that crazy beat ham sandwich!!!
UMPSIS UMPSIS UMPSIS
ham sandwich: I think i heard this one before.

umpsis by Steve the rad January 6, 2005

Umpstable

"Umpstable" is a word to describe somebody.
By calling somebody "umpstable" you're saying that they are showing off, but that are attempting to make it look natural. Therefore, they don't come under the "show-off" category, instead they come under the "umpstable" category.

In transformers when Sam is showing Mikaela the light and disco ball, stretching his arm back indicating where the light reflects- showing his muscles. This everyone, is being umpstable!

Umpstable by Llama! :) April 2, 2011

Umpsies 

Dipping your dick in Arby's horsey sauce for sex.

Jeff: Did you fuck Andrea last night?
Paul: I went to Arby's and Umpsies that bitch.

Umpsies by PaulK May 25, 2013

umpstegaytit

When there are letters over there. And they fall down. They are everywhere all over the floor. They are umpstegaytit

Hey john, look at that alphabet! Fuck, they’ve been umpstegaytit

umpstegaytit by Adamjareddaniel April 30, 2020