twig

A small stick.

By extension of this, someone who is bone-thin, usually unattractively so, whether they are naturally that thin or not.

Usually accompanied by chicken legs and a lack of booty in both sexes, a lack of muscle tone in males, and a lack of breasts and hips and curves in females.

Also see Twiggy, legendary 1960s supermodel who idealized this androgynous, starving waif look.

"I'm not a twig and I refuse to be."
-Kate Winslet

This little twig is my granddaughter? Aren't you feeding her?! She looks like a swizzle stick!

by Lorelili November 23, 2009

Twig

An unattractively skinny girl who has no curves, booty, or boobs.

Also a very skinny long boy without muscles.

That girl is a twig, doesn't she eat??

That twig disapears behind the light pole!

by the kool peep June 30, 2009

Twig

Young kids or tweens who make out at McDonald's.

Those twigs must think McDonald's is romantic or something.

by DrunkIrishFloridian October 15, 2017

Twig

A lacrosse stick.

Dude, i need my twig to gnar it up on the field.

by lsimms45 February 7, 2009

twig

a twig is the whole lacrosse stick. it includes the shaft, head, all of it

Bro: Can I see your twig?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, I just strung it.

by laxbroski May 19, 2009

twig

A homosexual person.

Dude my brother is such a twig.

by KaneTrainStain August 1, 2012

Twig

A person who's everyday actions are just one step above functional retardation.

Hey man did you see Chase go down in flames trying to talk to that girl, yeah what a fucking twig

by Blacksheep Shepard March 23, 2017