octopus 

A drummer with a gigantic, gigantic ego. This species is egocentric beyond all non-suspended belief. Nearly bad enough to be institutionalized, but not quite.

Luckily, there are few of these. The Octopus thinks he is the shiznit Macdaddy and this attitude leads to an amazingly underachieving, underperforming, failure of a career as well as the failure of a human being. Sad, but on the positive side it is an object lesson.

octopus by green party July 31, 2008

Octopus 

A creep who touches as many girls he can get his hands on and seems to grow hands with the consumption of alcohol or when submerged in a hot tub.

That octopus groped Dotty when she was climbing a ladder.

That freako octopus fondled my jugs when he was pouring a beer in the hot tub.

Octopus by Sri Lankan Catnap January 17, 2009

Octopus 

A guy who repeatedly trying to touch a girl despite her not wanting or inviting it.

He puts his hand on the back of her neck, she shrugs it off then seconds later he tries to put arm around her waist.

She feels harassed and tells him to f*ck right off

"Dude tried to put is arm around my waist in the gallery. I told him to back off then seconds later he tries it again. It's like fending off an octopus"

Octopus by claireg November 9, 2009

Octopus 

It's an ocean fish with eight arms.

Look Dave! It's an octopus

Octopus by Redoct878 December 28, 2019

Octopus 

Someone who is a coward or pussy to an extreme degree (i.e. a pussy to the exponential power of 8)

"Eek! A ladybug just landed on me!!"
"Dude, seriously? You're such an octopus."

Octopus by Patsywatsy May 13, 2016

octopus 

The sexual act of putting five fingers (a full fist) in a woman's vagina, and three fingers from the other hand in the butt.

She got so drunk, she gave the other girl an octopus.

octopus by dinoMothaFuckinSaur October 15, 2010

octopus 

A cat that only has one life left.

This daffynition of octopus appeared in the B.C. Comic Strip, Octopu... er I mean, October Oct... er, I mean October 8, 2006.

octopus by Downstrike October 8, 2006