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Lotus Elise 

A very fast, ultra lightweight, aluminum chassis, hand built british sports car that has better grip than virtually anything on the market today (more than an enzo). This machine was designed to own the track, and should only be sold to buyers with a certain degree of driving skill, not posers who just want to look cool.
The Lotus Elise came to America in 2005.
Lotus Elise by Wayne234 November 13, 2005
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lotus elise 

less handsome, more expensive toyota for stewardesses or grown men who watch "speed racer" but have never driven a mazda miata
lotus elise by lexicali slim September 21, 2009

Lotus Elise 

Tiny, uncomfortable car for those who cannot afford a Porsche.
I test-drove a Lotus Elise once. It took me 45 minutes, a shoehorn and a jar of KY to fit into it.
Lotus Elise by Demarates May 18, 2006

Lotus Elise 

It's not how fast it can go. It's how your heart beats in a few seconds. We have to say that as it doesn't go terribly fast, however those that drive it are frequently terrified.

It doesn't really matter that the ride and handling of the Lotus Elise is hard and uncomfortable, or that its dull uncommunicative steering, painfully slow throttle response, dreadful braking and ridiculous aerodynamics all contribute to the Lotus experience of poor performance.

What really matters is when you get others in the hair styling industry to give you respect.

Try driving a Lotus Elise and you'll realise you may as well have bought a Fisher Price car.
I for one would never buy a Lotus Elise, it truly is ugly, cheap, unreliable and desperately slow.
Lotus Elise by Encylopaedia.com October 15, 2004

LOTUS ELISE S2 

The best lightweight handling sports car by a million miles, nothing comes close to the precision feedback, brakes, handling and everyday useability of an Elise, a modern day classic that is unlikely to be ever eclipsed.
Shit man look at that Lotus Elise S2 blitz that Veyron round a bend..
LOTUS ELISE S2 by WHITEWEDGE November 28, 2009

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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