bastard fag

I guess technically the phrase would mean someone born out of wedlock that just happens to love blowing noodle. But I have always used it as just another fucked up name to call someone.

1) Eat me you bastard fag!

2) Take a flyin fuck at a rollin innertube you bastard fag.

3) Who the hell do them bastard fags think they're messin with?

bastard fag by Ezeerider October 10, 2004

fag bastard

The outcome when a homosexual inseminates some broad in an ill-fated attempt to acquiesce the shattered dreams of his pathetic mother.

I hope mom gets off my case now that we have this fag bastard

fag bastard by grokhisballz July 13, 2009

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bastard fag • faggadocious bastard • Bastardfase • Bastard • bastard child • bastard squad • bastard-ass • Bastard Balls • Bastard Gas • bastard belly

faggadocious bastard

A person who is a bastard literally and figuretively, and who fancies himself as an icon or some sort of high and mighty god.

You might as well go to hell, you faggadocious bastard!

faggadocious bastard by Joey Perez April 8, 2008

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Bastardfase

Bastardfase- Adjective; a Person who at first glance you can tell is a total and complete bastard. Typically has an ego currently bigger than that of the the empire state building. Typically wears camouflage that DOESN'T MATCH.

Basically the wingman of a douchebag.

IE: "See that bastardfase over by that one douchebag?"

Bastardfase by StormEye March 3, 2011

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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