to gif 

To create a GIF image out of a video file. Common between lifeless Tumblr users aka every single Tumblr user.

-Hi, I'm a lifeless Tumblr user...
-Wait, aren't all Tumblr users lifeless?
-Ok wise guy. I was saying that I am regular Tumblr user and I love TO GIF scenes of Game of Thrones.

to gif by paucronopio June 28, 2015

Welcome to gifgaf voice messages 

An annoying ass sentence that makes me want to throw my phone and die in a hole

phone: Welcome to gifgaf voice messages
Anyone: FUCK OFFFFFFFF

Welcome to gifgaf voice messages by Maxxwasfound October 1, 2022

God's Gift to Men

God’s gift to men would be their penis. Egotistical men often believe all women want their penis, that they can please any woman or man with their penis, and that their penis is the best. Their penis can impregnate a woman so therefor it must be magical which is why men can rarely ever stop playing with their penis for it gives them great pleasure with a few strokes of the wrist.

Men love their penis so much that without thinking they must share it with people on dating sites or via text messaging. If wrong then the term “dick pic” wouldn’t exist.

She thinks she's God's gift to men, but she's wrong because she wasn't born with a dong. She had to buy hers.

He thinks he's God's gift to men and will give or get it in the end.

God's Gift to Men by Sagealicious September 11, 2016

Gods Gift to the Ramp 

Ryan Mcmanaman. The best ramper of all time. Much better then Tyler Jeffery

Ryan stacks bags much better then Tyler. He is Gods Gift to the Ramp.

Gods Gift to the Ramp by UrMomsDate69420 June 2, 2020

how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.

A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present by Brad Jelinek October 21, 2007

God's Gift to Man 

My dumbass way of praising something. My brain no longer works (I am very retarded) so when I like something I now say "______ is really God's gift to Man."

Friend: "You Like that new Donkey Kong Country 2 game?"

Me: "Yeah it really is God's gift to man"

Friend: Damn boy

God's Gift to Man by Pet Sounder May 28, 2023

God's Gift To Women

God's gift to women would be their breasts. After all, unlike two other attractive anatomical areas, the breasts are clearly visible, they can be augmented, and best of all, you can stare at them while the woman babbles about nothing.

Women with B cups or smaller: God have clearly condemned you. Go get implants.

Women with C cups or bigger: God have clearly blessed you. Go make me a sandwich.

God's Gift To Women by BusinessMan July 21, 2005