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A term in soccer/football to describe a horribly missed shot that should have easily been a goal...

In reference to Chris Wondowlowski's failure to tap in a sitter from 5yds out that would have saved the USA from elimination in the 2014 World Cup match against Belgium.
I played him a perfect through ball, but he wondowed it and then we lost in extra time...
Wondowed by CrimsonCurse May 20, 2015
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wowdowed 

The state of having been made into a World of Warcraft widow or widower.
John isn't dating anyone, which is just as well. Any guy or girl who went out with him would be wowdowed as soon as the relationship started.
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windowed 

Being fucked through a window.
I windowed her last night!!
windowed by 281298 October 5, 2016

Windowed 

To be windowed, is when someone sees you or knows your there, but wont speak to you.
I was on the phone and she put me on hold, and never came back to me, She Windowed me!
Windowed by Kenny Twat May 1, 2019

rear windowed 

When a women usually older than a man's

Tries desperately to find him a good match
Though she really wants to make a tool for women's needs
What happened to your butt bro?
My new gf rear windowed me, my wallet, my life and my family

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026