fetchid 

disgusting, degrading, pathetique. chest deep in a dead, bloated, cow

Jeff lived a fetchid existence

fetchid by Long John Silver September 15, 2004

far-fetched 

adjective

-barely believable based on logical or normal thinking
syn: unbelievable, unlikely, improbable

Everybody was hoping for him to change, but it remains far-fetched.

far-fetched by Kirby Ocastro November 3, 2007

fetcids 

prop. n. (fet-sids) – Small, vaginal dwelling nomads.

Hillary Clinton must have fetcids if Bill won’t do her anymore.

fetcids by harrium and plester March 12, 2005

Fetching 

very attractive; capturing interest;

"a fetching new hairstyle"; "something inexpressibly taking in his manner"; "a winning personality"

Fetching by Lauren16 August 21, 2006

Fetching the cow 

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".

Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.

Fetching the cow by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010

Farve-Fetched 

Something that is nowhere near believeable. Almost to the point where its annoying. Cough Cough Brett Farve.

Joe: Yo dude did you hear brett farve is coming out of retirment?
Mike: WOW...JUST WOW.. thats mad Farve-Fetched

Farve-Fetched by Stevie Rockahoee August 22, 2009

fetchin paper 

makin money

"Man...fetchin paper has never been harder with this damn economy!!"

fetchin paper by chodz April 12, 2010