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Norsworthy Cock Punch 

Punching a male's erect penis with the force and intention of driving it into the male's body. Usually performed by a woman under the pretense of sexually servicing said man. The optimal result (from the assaulter's point of view) is the penis telescoping and collapsing into the pelvis.
Dude Michele was blowing me and I said "You're even better than your sister. She got mad and gave me a norsworthy cock punch.... It hurt so bad I cried and threw up and cried some more"
An adjective that describes something that is so delicious or scrumptious that when you eat it you are undeniably going to exclaim "NOM NOM NOM"
Jon-hey mom this meal looks just downright nomworthy!
mom-what does that mea...
Jon-NOM NOM NOM*cleans the whole plate*
mom-okay i see now
nomworthy by begelboy421 April 22, 2010

noseworthy

crazy ass mother fucker who is sexy and crazy the best kind of noseworthy is livy noseworthy those are the best livy noseworthys are so sexy
livy noseworthy
noseworthy by fuckwe May 4, 2014
A word to explain when someone nods to punctuate their meh feelings, usually accompanied with a contorted face.
i.e. it's not good, it's not bad, it's kinda *pulls face*

Man #1 - How was that film you watched last week?
Man #2 - *pulls face and nods*
Man #1 - Ah, it was nodworthy, I understand.
Nodworthy by ten2eleven December 11, 2013
Like a jobsworth but much, much worse.
The twat doing this audit is a nobsworth
Nobsworth by Dicky Miller August 21, 2018

noteworthys 

A group of homosexual men who enjoy naked wrestling while singing a variety of a cappella songs. These individuals attend west morris central in long valley, NJ and tend to inter date. Requirements include, but are not limited to: short, asian, feminine, and/or hairy.
"Morning anouncements: There will be a Noteworthys meeting today after school. Clothing is optional."
noteworthys by Rufino April 27, 2007