Hermititis 

A condition whereby the sufferer does not like to be out in public or surrounded by people for long periods of time. The sufferer would rather be alone and by themselves than have interaction with other people. The person with this condition is not a loner, just someone who prefers their own company to the company of others.

"That's Shannon over there, she's got Hermititis. I think she caught it in Iowa."

"Hey Shannon, whats up with you today? You don't seem to be yourself.."
"Oh, thats just my Hermititis flaring up again. Must be a full moon."

Hermititis by DrStrange September 10, 2008

Hermititis 

A disease sounds like hepatitis but not to be confused. This disease originates from the hermslor or hermy. It is easily caught when people get too close to the hermslor. Beware it can lurk amongst anyone.

1.)Oh damn another one of my friends were infected with the hermititis.

2.) Hermslor is out and about watch out shes trying to infect the area with hermititis.

Hermititis by Jungle Wungle April 6, 2009

Hermititis 

A psychological disorder that develops after a prolonged time spent at home or withdrawal from society, this normally makes the person feel hesitant or unconfident to resume their responsibilities and way of life.

Jeff - "Sam hasn't left his house for about a week and nobody's heard from him"

Tamara - " Maybe he has Hermititis "

Hermititis by Dee John illiams April 6, 2015

herpilitisyphilaids

Grand summary of the sexual afflictions 1 in 4 people enjoy on a daily basis. When unsure of someones exact disease, simply referring to it as herpilitisyphilaids will alert everyone preventing a hook up with the individual unless they share herpilitisyphilaids or can add to the list such as gonoherpilitisyphilaids or herpimonosiphoaids.

Molly: "I dont remember what it was Jonny had but i think i caught it."
Willl: "Probably herpilitisyphilaids, everyone loves the trifecta!"
AJ: "You have to love those diseases that penicillin will not cure and AJAX will not scrub off!"

herpilitisyphilaids by littlePNdaB June 12, 2010

herpatitis 

The condition arising when one has contracted both herpes and hepatitis through overindustrious sexual activity. Note that this excludes, for example, simple cold sores and non-sexual forms of hepatitis such as hep A.

homeboy 1: "yo you better stay away from that bitch brah"
homeboy 2: "why brah?"
homeboy 1: "man that bitch is so nasty her herpes has hepatitis. she got herpatitis! shit!"

dumbass 1: "uuuugh look at brian that dude got herpatitis"
brian: "nah bro I got hep A from drinking the tap water."
dumbass 1: "well what about that shit on yo lip?"
brian: "man that shit is a cold sore. damn!"

herpatitis by LiVee August 2, 2012

herpatitis g 

A combination of Herpes, Hepatitis, and gonorrhea.

Lauren Stilp (Skankalottapuss): "What did you say about me?"

Chris: "I said you have herpatitis G"

Skankalottapuss: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Chris: "It means you're a whore."

-sh-e-: "I want some crack!"

herpatitis g by rusty shackleford July 20, 2004

hermanitis

A disease when your ball sack is larger then your penis.

When Adam was born he had hermanitis

hermanitis by Hermanitis December 3, 2005