wankpanzer

A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.

He sneered at his fellow humans through the tinted glass of his wankpanzer.

wankpanzer by rark March 27, 2015

Wankpanzer

An excessively large truck or SUV that is used as a status symbol as opposed to a utility vehicle, likely driven by either

- Suburban white women who wanted to drive something that would "make them feel safe" but just need to retake driver's ed
- Men desperately trying to compensate for a small penis or receding hairline

examples include but are not limited to any USDM full-size pickup made in the last 10 years, Chevy Suburban/GMC Yukon, Cadillac Escalade, Lincoln Navigator, Ford Expedition, Dodge Durango, and Jeep Wagoneer

Oh look, Kathy just got back from Pilates in her Wankpanzer

Wankpanzer by c0ca1n3c0wb0ys March 4, 2024

Wankpanzer

Needlessly expensive, overhyped and BIG vehicle. Big SUVs used to haul shopping from shopping malls or Tesla Cybertruck going off-road places where a Corolla drives daily.

- Have you seen Mike lately? He can't stop talking about his new Cybertruck.
- yeah, that car is a true wankpanzer.

Wankpanzer by ojciecpolak April 17, 2024

wankpanzer

Tesla cybertruck.

This vehicle — it has wheels — may indeed be the Platonic ideal of wankpanzers.

wankpanzer by ashnur May 31, 2024

wankspanner 

A derogatory insult, a cross between a wanker and a spanner.

Give it back Geoff and stop being such a wankspanner!

wankspanner by Wigda May 11, 2006

Wanktanker 

1) A US submarine full of male naval officers.

2) A person so involved in themselves they wank so much they could fill a tanker.

1) I heard a Wanktanker pulled into Sydney this morning, they had to open the hatch to clear out the semen/sea-men stench.

2) Phil is such a Wanktanker if he were any futher up himself he could use his arse as a hat.

Wanktanker by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005

wankspanner 

Tha Hand, typically (though not always) the right hand (for example, making the left hand numb, so it feels like someone else is doing it).

jeez, i broke my wankspanner on some cunt's face at the boozer last night, and now i have nothing left to live for :(

wankspanner by skalla grim July 29, 2006