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Phonetoshop 

When basic bitches edit their pictures on their phone using some shitty photo editing app.
Typical effects include but are not limited to:
Skin softening effect
Eyes enlarger and brightener
Increased contrast on muscles
Obvious acne removal
Shitty glitter effects around the face
Yo Cecilia is so hot in this pic!
Bro that's obviously phonetoshoped.
Phonetoshop by Vanilanoop January 11, 2015
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Photoshop Miracle  

Whenever someone looks great online thanks to today's technology, but in real life is a fucking hideous abomination upon the eyes of the human body.
Girl was a Photoshop Miracle she looked so much better online.

Photoshop 

An advanced image editing application made by Adobe which is available on Windows and Mac. Its first version was made in 1988. It's probably been pirated by basically everyone who has it installed on their computer.
Who the heck would buy Photoshop? It costs like $700.
Photoshop by rfrsiopgjdog January 6, 2015

photoshop 

A program made by Adobe used to manipulate images.

Also a term for an image manipulated with the software, which is usually a combination of two or more unrelated images.
Dude, he photoshopped Hitler's face onto Clinton's body! That is totally ninja!
photoshop by Legato February 18, 2003

photoshop 

Girl: like omg i jus photoshop'd my acne covered, ranomd strangers online will think i'm pretty!
photoshop by CaptSTFU January 4, 2007

photoshopportunity 

when an image has to potential to be enhanced by manipulation through photoshop it has photoshopportunity.

usually for comedic purposes.
Google image search is a goldmine of comedic photoshopportunity.
photoshopportunity by kittridge January 5, 2009

photoshoplifting 

The act of taking a picture of yourself and loading it into photoshop to correct any imperfections before posting it onto Facebook/Myspace/Friendster or any other social science project.
1. Photoshoplifting beauty is digital thievery. The new school of surgery is easier than it needs to be...

2. Let's render some light effects. Uncheck the side effects that might affect the render, hit enter and see how bright it gets. Blur out the blemish, liquefy the edges, photoshoplifting is the next form of expression.
photoshoplifting by eyenine January 2, 2011