Cosbypolitan
Damn, that Cosbypolitan had me time traveling last night! Now, for some reason, all I crave is Jello pudding.
Cosbypolitan by AxylChernobyl December 16, 2014
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A cocktail containing date rape drugs
The drink that guy bought me last night must've been a cosbypolitan 'cuz my asshole hurts like hell today and I don't remember anything.
cosbypolitan by SgtKracka April 1, 2015
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Cosbypolitan
Used to describe a drink that has been spiked with the intention of sexually abusing the person who drinks it.
Cosbypolitan by charlieb1488 June 27, 2017
Cosbypolitan
A cocktail drink made of vodka, cranberry juice, and a large dose of Rohypnol. A popular drink of the entertainment industry.
Would you like another Cosbypolitan Sue? No thanks! Every time I drink those my ass hurts the next morning!!
Cosbypolitan by 2funE November 29, 2015
cosmopolitan
A magazine that makes women believe that you can suck hundreds of dicks and not be a worthless whore as long as you wear nice clothes and expensive perfume.
Cosmopolitan has a new article entitled 'What Guys Really Want', written by some short, metrosexual, Puerto-Rican tosser whose views the editors erroneously believe represent the entire male population's.
cosmopolitan by SimboBimbo January 22, 2007
Cosmopolitan magazine
also known by some by "Cosmo" and "women's Bible"
magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.
teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."
can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.
has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.
magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.
teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."
can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.
has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.
I didn't renew my Cosmopolitan magazine subscription because the message it sends is horrible.
I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.
I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.
Cosmopolitan magazine by margaretsanger December 26, 2005
cosmopolitan
a cocktail made famous by the show sex and the city. it consists of cranberry juice, triple sec, vodka and lime. this is an extremely girly cocktail.
1 oz vodka
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz rose's lime juice
1 lime wedge
1 oz vodka
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz rose's lime juice
1 lime wedge
"I'll have a cosmoplolitan"
cosmopolitan by Rachel Rose February 1, 2004